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jonafungroff:

cptfunk:

cognitivedissonance:

theknewyorktimes:

YO, CAN WE GET A SERIOUS CHAIN OF REBLOGGING?

Fuck right off, Taylor Swift.

reason #873279829823 why i cannot fucking stand this bint

(Source: thetreesareenergy, via laughcentre)

the-animation-alchemist:

“What’s this?” you ask as I hand you a small, metallic pin. 

“That’s the Basic Badge,” I say as I help you fasten it to your vest. “You’ve earned it ‘cause  you a Basic Bitch.”

(via rhydonmyhardon)

chaozus:

adrianlamort:

chaozus:

IM NOT EVEN TALKING TO ANYONE!!!

does your religion even allow tumblr or whatever?

yes but i DO know that my religion doesn’t allow me to whoop bitches lame 2nd rate asses if they fuck w me and i think u fuckin wit me boy ima take u down town mecca get u trampled over by a couple thousand of us

(Source: whiteboywaves, via rhydonmyhardon)

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

(via laughcentre)

rhydonmyhardon:

rhydonmyhardon:

rhydonmyhardon:

(via laughcentre)

sassy-pineapple:

what I learned about grunge/vintage/hipster blogs from my dash

(Source: slenclerman, via laughcentre)

That awkward moment when you get jealous even though you have no right to be.

laugh-addict:

(Source: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

(via thebritishboys)